Sunday, April 6, 2008

Our Story :)

by mal mal & em ken



once upon a time in a land far far away there lived two absolutely beautiful princesses. these princesses lived in a huge sparkling palace with servants, money, and gold toilet seats.their favorite party about this giant palace was all the princes that would follow them around begging for them to marry them. but even though they were the most handsome babes they had ever laid their eyes on, it was not enough- for alas, they were shallow lying, cheating sons of-





witches. haha you thought we were going to say something else.



anyways...these girls loved to take each of these boys into a secret bedroom where they would...





PLAY MAH-JHONGG!!



one day after the beautiful princessed had finished one of their dated in the bedroom with the princes...they decided it was time to go to bed. They had the most enormous pillowy bed ever. they even had a hot up and fireplace in their room! anyways, they clombed into their huge bed and all of a sudden...



A GRANDE FIRE BREATHING SNOT DRIPPING UGLY GREEN DRAGON crashed though the window and snatched them up in his enourmous claws!!

he took them away to his giant volcano home where he made them sing and dance for him. they tried sending out messenger pigeons to all the lying,cheating sons of witches. but because they failed to take their hand in marriage, the princes refused to rescue them.but luckily, one messenger pigeon forgot where he was going and ended up in england. he was so pooped from the journey that he fell into the arms of the most gorgeous illuminous twins with the most dreamy accents that would melt your heart.

immidiately the boys hopped into their private jet and flew to the volcano in fiji. when they got there and saw the giant dragon, they whipped out their lasers. the dragon breathed fire and the twins dodged every breath making their way to the room wehre the princesses were. after twenty grueling hours of ninja moves and karate, the hot twins of england chopped off the head of the dragon.

they rushed up to the princess' room where they shared true loves kiss. after returing home to the palace, they were both married to their twins of england. and they bought a house where they mounted the dragon's head on the wall.





THE END.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i thought that was our seceret bedreem stinky but whateva

mallory and emily said...

uh what are you talking about?