take my words of advice...

be optimistic... dontcha be a grumpy when the road gets bumpy just smile... smile...SMILEEEEE!

SCHOOL'S OUT!

wooo..we made it through another year of school. probably the hardest one yet...whoever told us high school was going to be the best years of our lives freakin needs their heads cut off! but we made it through nonetheless. we cant say we havent changed though, some parts good..well..most parts good :) some not so good. and surprisingly..me and em have been best of friends...by eachothers side all yearrr. and for the most parts..without any fights :) so blah blah blah..high school sucks. but whatever..we got through it..so far.

but now..its summer!

umm lets see..em leaves for new york soon...and i'm off to idaho! then together we're goin to efy to pick up some hotties :) and then..whatever july 9th i get my license finallyyyyyyyy! its about time...and i get a pimpin mini van :)...on the bright side...it has a lot more room in the back seat! haha just kidding...

yeah so we're both just looking for jobs..kind of..not that hard..but we're looking...i'll probably work at the corn stand again :) and keep on babysitting and what not....lets see what else is there to say...em turns 16 in august! and i'll be getting home from england just in time to throw her the biggest most amazing surprise party of her life!

oh yeah! england :) im leaving on august 1st..and i wish i never had to come home. we're getting an apartment there for like..two weeks..and then leaving there and doing a road trip through ireland which should be amazing! i'm planning on finding my husband there..and never come home ;)

anyways..thats the update on our lives..not very interesting but whatever...

oh p.s. i just want to thank everyone that has helped me get through this year without murdering somebody. really...without you my life would just be..down in the dumps. you've helped me realize how amazing life really is and how through all the crap we go through there really are reasons for it...and how much stronger i have become..and how much i have grown! i seriously could not have gotten through it at all without any of you. especially em :)
anyways..i just wanted to say how thankful i am..and how much you mean to all of me! i love you! all of you!

Andalasha (the place on Enchanted... we dont know how to spell it... plus this one is underwater :) )

mermaids, mermaids

mermaids, mermaids.

we are pretty mermaids.

we swim around,

homeward bound.

where a prince needs to be found.

our long flowing hair

billows in the...

water.

our skin is very fair because it never sees the light...

angry sharks try to eat us

so we beat them up and they fuss.

so dont mess with us...

again.

one day we were a swimmin'

our shiny fins a flippin'

on the rocks we were a slippin'

to find our prince eduardo-ippin.

on our way there,

we got a little scared.

because there was a big ol' water bear.

he tried to eat us right up

but we...

ducked?

anyways, there ahead,

in a big fluffy bed,

playing dead...

WAS EDUARDO-IPPIN!

we ran towards him

and hugged his every limb.

until we realized there was two of us!

and only one of him!

so we fought and fought and fought and fought...

and fought and fought and fought and fought.

BUT

he was a special one,

yes he was...

right there before our eyes he became DOS

yes DOS mermaids.

one for each of us.

so we lived happily ever after.

Our Story :)

by mal mal & em ken



once upon a time in a land far far away there lived two absolutely beautiful princesses. these princesses lived in a huge sparkling palace with servants, money, and gold toilet seats.their favorite party about this giant palace was all the princes that would follow them around begging for them to marry them. but even though they were the most handsome babes they had ever laid their eyes on, it was not enough- for alas, they were shallow lying, cheating sons of-





witches. haha you thought we were going to say something else.



anyways...these girls loved to take each of these boys into a secret bedroom where they would...

PLAY MAH-JHONGG!!



one day after the beautiful princessed had finished one of their dated in the bedroom with the princes...they decided it was time to go to bed. They had the most enormous pillowy bed ever. they even had a hot up and fireplace in their room! anyways, they clombed into their huge bed and all of a sudden...



A GRANDE FIRE BREATHING SNOT DRIPPING UGLY GREEN DRAGON crashed though the window and snatched them up in his enourmous claws!!

he took them away to his giant volcano home where he made them sing and dance for him. they tried sending out messenger pigeons to all the lying,cheating sons of witches. but because they failed to take their hand in marriage, the princes refused to rescue them.but luckily, one messenger pigeon forgot where he was going and ended up in england. he was so pooped from the journey that he fell into the arms of the most gorgeous illuminous twins with the most dreamy accents that would melt your heart.

immidiately the boys hopped into their private jet and flew to the volcano in fiji. when they got there and saw the giant dragon, they whipped out their lasers. the dragon breathed fire and the twins dodged every breath making their way to the room wehre the princesses were. after twenty grueling hours of ninja moves and karate, the hot twins of england chopped off the head of the dragon.

they rushed up to the princess' room where they shared true loves kiss. after returing home to the palace, they were both married to their twins of england. and they bought a house where they mounted the dragon's head on the wall.





THE END.

did ya forget your pants?

my sister walked out of the bathroom at a restaraunt with....

no underwear

no leggings

no socks... so probably no shoes either...

IN A RESTARAUNT

she ate the rest of her meal...

HALF NAKED...

with other people.

anyways im just glad i wasnt there.

a brush with... a naked mole rat!

once upon a time there lived two extremely beautiful, bodacious, hunks of burnin' love! they were best friends as friends can ever be. one girl wished she could be a ******, the other wanted to write a book.

so there they lived as ****** book writers. one girl wanted to write an inspirational book about life, the other wanted to write about ***.

they were not very good book writers because they had no experience being inspirational or having ***.

but they wrote the book anyways. one day they were writing this book in chemistry class when...

A GIANT STINKY SMELLY NAKED MOLE RAT FELL THROUGH THAT CEILING ONTO THEIR DESK! it hissed and growled and breathed fire! it was lashing its teeth and attempting to bite off every one's head. but never fear, these girls were experienced professional naked mole rat wrestlers.

so they pinned that naked mole rat down on the ground and wrestled him until they wrestled the living daylights outta that naked mole rat. but in the process of wrestling that disgusting creature, one of the girls got bit by the naked mole rat!

the other girl got bored standing around watching her friend bleed to death from the giant naked mole rat bite so she decided to go make out with the hot guy in the parking lot.

THE END

duck? anyone?

wellllll :) this pictures. people say a picture says a thousand words. this one says like 3 million. no kidding. but i hope you like it. anyways..who doesnt dress up like a duck and wise men... :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

my bro being... dumb

so this is jake... my bro. he was acting like a retard. watch for when he gets hit in the head by the door... enjoy :)

fish poem. i'll miss you beso.

hi read this. we're cool. yeah. and boring. yeah. sooo yeah.

april fools.

but forreal read this :)

oh. so story time. mallory had a pink kissing fish. it died :(

it was a pink kissing fish named beso.

my mom flushed it down the toilet before i could bury it. so me and emily wrote it a poem..so here it is :)

BESO

i have to say, while it lasted it was fun. but now its time to be done.

i'll miss you a lot - all your swimming in your pot.

your pink lips were kissin' its you i'll be missin'.

you represented ***** - him i shall never miss...EVER!

because i'm such a babe, and i can do better.

so i'm putting you in your grave so taht you can rest.

have fun in fish heaven it'll be the BEST!

i love you, i love you, i love you i do.

but now we are over, no more cleaning your poo.

I LOVE YOU BESO

love, mallory