once upon a time there lived two extremely beautiful, bodacious, hunks of burnin' love! they were best friends as friends can ever be. one girl wished she could be a ******, the other wanted to write a book.
so there they lived as ****** book writers. one girl wanted to write an inspirational book about life, the other wanted to write about ***.
they were not very good book writers because they had no experience being inspirational or having ***.
but they wrote the book anyways. one day they were writing this book in chemistry class when...
A GIANT STINKY SMELLY NAKED MOLE RAT FELL THROUGH THAT CEILING ONTO THEIR DESK! it hissed and growled and breathed fire! it was lashing its teeth and attempting to bite off every one's head. but never fear, these girls were experienced professional naked mole rat wrestlers.
so they pinned that naked mole rat down on the ground and wrestled him until they wrestled the living daylights outta that naked mole rat. but in the process of wrestling that disgusting creature, one of the girls got bit by the naked mole rat!
the other girl got bored standing around watching her friend bleed to death from the giant naked mole rat bite so she decided to go make out with the hot guy in the parking lot.
THE END
3 comments:
I love it! especially the ending :) just one question though... why so you have to edit this? you should use words you don't have to edit.
David
bahahahahaha
that was intense
i really love the bleeped out words the best
vanessaaaa
Ha ha that was a lovely story. You guys should write more! I miss you both at Hillcrest, which is the school you should have gone to. Love ya both
Audrey
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