Andalasha (the place on Enchanted... we dont know how to spell it... plus this one is underwater :) )

mermaids, mermaids

mermaids, mermaids.

we are pretty mermaids.

we swim around,

homeward bound.

where a prince needs to be found.

our long flowing hair

billows in the...

water.

our skin is very fair because it never sees the light...

angry sharks try to eat us

so we beat them up and they fuss.

so dont mess with us...

again.

one day we were a swimmin'

our shiny fins a flippin'

on the rocks we were a slippin'

to find our prince eduardo-ippin.

on our way there,

we got a little scared.

because there was a big ol' water bear.

he tried to eat us right up

but we...

ducked?

anyways, there ahead,

in a big fluffy bed,

playing dead...

WAS EDUARDO-IPPIN!

we ran towards him

and hugged his every limb.

until we realized there was two of us!

and only one of him!

so we fought and fought and fought and fought...

and fought and fought and fought and fought.

BUT

he was a special one,

yes he was...

right there before our eyes he became DOS

yes DOS mermaids.

one for each of us.

so we lived happily ever after.

Our Story :)

by mal mal & em ken



once upon a time in a land far far away there lived two absolutely beautiful princesses. these princesses lived in a huge sparkling palace with servants, money, and gold toilet seats.their favorite party about this giant palace was all the princes that would follow them around begging for them to marry them. but even though they were the most handsome babes they had ever laid their eyes on, it was not enough- for alas, they were shallow lying, cheating sons of-





witches. haha you thought we were going to say something else.



anyways...these girls loved to take each of these boys into a secret bedroom where they would...

PLAY MAH-JHONGG!!



one day after the beautiful princessed had finished one of their dated in the bedroom with the princes...they decided it was time to go to bed. They had the most enormous pillowy bed ever. they even had a hot up and fireplace in their room! anyways, they clombed into their huge bed and all of a sudden...



A GRANDE FIRE BREATHING SNOT DRIPPING UGLY GREEN DRAGON crashed though the window and snatched them up in his enourmous claws!!

he took them away to his giant volcano home where he made them sing and dance for him. they tried sending out messenger pigeons to all the lying,cheating sons of witches. but because they failed to take their hand in marriage, the princes refused to rescue them.but luckily, one messenger pigeon forgot where he was going and ended up in england. he was so pooped from the journey that he fell into the arms of the most gorgeous illuminous twins with the most dreamy accents that would melt your heart.

immidiately the boys hopped into their private jet and flew to the volcano in fiji. when they got there and saw the giant dragon, they whipped out their lasers. the dragon breathed fire and the twins dodged every breath making their way to the room wehre the princesses were. after twenty grueling hours of ninja moves and karate, the hot twins of england chopped off the head of the dragon.

they rushed up to the princess' room where they shared true loves kiss. after returing home to the palace, they were both married to their twins of england. and they bought a house where they mounted the dragon's head on the wall.





THE END.

did ya forget your pants?

my sister walked out of the bathroom at a restaraunt with....

no underwear

no leggings

no socks... so probably no shoes either...

IN A RESTARAUNT

she ate the rest of her meal...

HALF NAKED...

with other people.

anyways im just glad i wasnt there.

a brush with... a naked mole rat!

once upon a time there lived two extremely beautiful, bodacious, hunks of burnin' love! they were best friends as friends can ever be. one girl wished she could be a ******, the other wanted to write a book.

so there they lived as ****** book writers. one girl wanted to write an inspirational book about life, the other wanted to write about ***.

they were not very good book writers because they had no experience being inspirational or having ***.

but they wrote the book anyways. one day they were writing this book in chemistry class when...

A GIANT STINKY SMELLY NAKED MOLE RAT FELL THROUGH THAT CEILING ONTO THEIR DESK! it hissed and growled and breathed fire! it was lashing its teeth and attempting to bite off every one's head. but never fear, these girls were experienced professional naked mole rat wrestlers.

so they pinned that naked mole rat down on the ground and wrestled him until they wrestled the living daylights outta that naked mole rat. but in the process of wrestling that disgusting creature, one of the girls got bit by the naked mole rat!

the other girl got bored standing around watching her friend bleed to death from the giant naked mole rat bite so she decided to go make out with the hot guy in the parking lot.

THE END

duck? anyone?

wellllll :) this pictures. people say a picture says a thousand words. this one says like 3 million. no kidding. but i hope you like it. anyways..who doesnt dress up like a duck and wise men... :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

my bro being... dumb

so this is jake... my bro. he was acting like a retard. watch for when he gets hit in the head by the door... enjoy :)

fish poem. i'll miss you beso.

hi read this. we're cool. yeah. and boring. yeah. sooo yeah.

april fools.

but forreal read this :)

oh. so story time. mallory had a pink kissing fish. it died :(

it was a pink kissing fish named beso.

my mom flushed it down the toilet before i could bury it. so me and emily wrote it a poem..so here it is :)

BESO

i have to say, while it lasted it was fun. but now its time to be done.

i'll miss you a lot - all your swimming in your pot.

your pink lips were kissin' its you i'll be missin'.

you represented ***** - him i shall never miss...EVER!

because i'm such a babe, and i can do better.

so i'm putting you in your grave so taht you can rest.

have fun in fish heaven it'll be the BEST!

i love you, i love you, i love you i do.

but now we are over, no more cleaning your poo.

I LOVE YOU BESO

love, mallory